not so stupid questions, stupid answers

maybe we have nothing else to do....gah!! now i remember about my homework....

why am i not completing my homework??

coz you are with me here chatting...

am i a bad influence?

hahahah

yes u are! why you #@$!%^$&!!

why are we chatting anyway?

coz we are hunters..no kittens here..so here we are..

ahhahaha...

do you like to end this?...your teacher might scold me for keeping you...

no u shouldn't....its holiday anyway~

how can we attract more kittens??

we should have a perfume...

why are kittens afraid of us?

coz we hunt them

how can kitten be attracted to perfume?

its a special perfume just for kittens..

hahha..

why am i laughing?

Coz I came and you smelled my perfume.. Hahahah!

Who ask you to laugh?

myself...

why are you laughing too?

because i dont feel like crying..[or doing sumthing else]

is a king necessary in every country?

Yes it is necessary... im a king myself... Heheh

Why do sadist's get pleasure 4rm torturing ppl?

coz its there hobby...they cant help it..

is there really a mermaid?

Yes there is.... a 'mere' maid exists.... they are house maids that does half the job a normal maid does.. heheh

Does Godzilla exists?

yeah sure... i did see one yesterday..

why does it rain?

Coz i cried n the clouds cried with me...

Why do ppl get upset over small things?

coz there sensitive..haha...

why we eat food?

Coz Edible is in the food's dictionary..

Why can't war be settled with juz using words?

coz people cant hear you behind all the bombing noises!!

how come some words can hurt u??

Heheh.. bombing noises... lol

Ans: coz some words r sharp solid objects dat comes out of our mouth!

Q: Why do we need words in a book?

coz blank papers piled together wont make a book

how come babies have more number bones than adults?

coz there are babies..heheh

talkin babies..why do babies cry when they are born?

Coz u spanked them...................

how r vampires born?

through c-section

do i have any unknown friend out in the space?

yes of course....but they are unknown so i really dont know exactly...

what words of wisdom can you give me...so school would not suck that much..