not so stupid questions, stupid answers

ok...this game..is pretty simple..the person above u will ask a question and person above will answer it.after that u will ask wanother question to the poster blow u. simple.

eg;
person #1: why are u here?
person#2 : coz im not doing my homeworks...
person#2 : why is it so hot?
person #3 : coz u didnt turn on ur ac
and it goes on and on.....

the question can be as silly as u can think of and it doesnt have to be a 'why' questions all the times and for the answers...dont need to use ur brains ...just simply type of what u think by that time....and logic doesnt count in this game...

so! be ridiculous and stupid at the same time...and enjoy the game...

[sigh, i have to start wasnt it? ok then....]

why is that emoticon staring at me??!! o_0

coz they have eyes!

why are you asking me?

lol...ran, im sorry for not mentioning earlier...but u nid to answer and question in the same post...my bad...

ごめんなさい

btw, continuing the game

im asking u coz u r the only person available now

why am i answering anyway?

O! my bad too!

sorry..

ans:
coz you need to!

q:
in modeling, why they call it "cat walk"?

coz cat is the first creature who did the cat walk human came second

why did the day never met the night?

coz there are no bridge between the day and the night!

what is important to humans?

Ans: Human Guts

Q: Why do people punch when they can kick?

coz their legs arent long enough

how come 2 + 2 = 4 but not other numbers?

Ans: coz i said so... lol!

Q: why do we use mouth to eat n not our nose?

not just nose...other holes can't fit to stuff foods in it~

why must we breathe?

Ans: Coz we need the oxygen to stay afloat on earth! lol!

Q: What is a Kiss?

its a poison it might kill you

why hunt?

Ans: Coz hunting is the mother of all sports.

Q: Why do people sit on a chair n not stand?

coz they are civilized....

what if u do usual things the other way round?

Ans: that would make them Unusual! heheh!

Q: Why don't we use our hand to cut vegetables?

coz the knife will be jealous

how do ghost look like?

like the next poster...wahahaha~

how come tune deaf ppl declare themself tune deaf?

Ans: Coz they think dat being tune deaf looks cool..Lol

Q: Why dont ppl ban black clothes?

coz there will be no "black and white"

whats stupid?

Ans: Ae? stupid? I didn't even know that word existed.. hahah!

Q: Why does police hve to stop crime?

coz they like to...

why does the dog bark?

Ans: Coz dogs eats tree barks! lol

Q: why do people commit suicide?

coz they wanna live in the other world..

why can't trees talks?

because I told them so..

since when all people here start to surpass my post counts?? 0_o