Subject: Re: Jokes!! We Need Some~ Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:55 pm
lol...gd job u guys...those really made my day~ hahaha
here's one...i heard this dozens of time since i was small..
Japanese Tourist
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi atAmpang Point and asked to be taken to KLIA. On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded,”Oh, Toyota! Made in Japan. Very fast!”
Not too long after,another car flew by the taxi. “Oh, Nissan! Made in Japan. Very fast!”
Yet another car zipped by, “Oh, Mitsubishi! Made in Japan. Very fast!”
The taxi driver, a 100% Malaysian, was starting to get irritated that the Japanese-made cars were passing his Proton Saga when yet another car passed his cab right as they were turning to the airport.”Oh, Honda!! Made in Japan. Very fast!”
The taxi driver arrived at the airport and pointed to the meter and said “One hundred twenty ringgit!”
“One hundred twenty ringgit?! Why so much?”the Japanese asked.
“Taxi meter! Made in Japan. Very fast!” the taxi driver replied with a sheepish grin.
Lockey Moderator
Posts : 158 Join date : 2008-07-05 Age : 33 Location : yorozuya
Subject: Re: Jokes!! We Need Some~ Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:06 pm
Hahahah! gud one! Taxi meter! heheheh!
ok... Batman is famous now coz of the new movie, so i thought about making a joke on him..
Q: what do u get if batman n robin gets trampled by a herd of elephants.
Ans: Flatman n Ribbon!
ran The Hunter
Posts : 212 Join date : 2008-06-27 Location : on the roof
Subject: Re: Jokes!! We Need Some~ Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:29 pm
ran: ZZzzZZzz [crying]
cat: [just arrive] Lockey!! why is your little sis crying?
lockey: i dont know... i already gave him the ripe one...
ran: ZzzzZzzz [crying louder]
cat: ran whats wrong with you? [patting the head]
ran: ZZzzzZzz [sobbing]
cat: what did you gave to her?
lockey: jalapeno...
silverDs0ul Super Moderator
Posts : 211 Join date : 2008-06-26 Location : Reign of Anime
Subject: Re: Jokes!! We Need Some~ Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:13 pm
signs from all over the world...i got loads of these but these are my favorite...
In a Japanese Hotel: You are invited to take advantage of our chambermaid.
In a Budapest Zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If u have any suitable foods, give it to the security guard.
Lockey Moderator
Posts : 158 Join date : 2008-07-05 Age : 33 Location : yorozuya
Subject: Re: Jokes!! We Need Some~ Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:44 pm
Hahah! Ran, I lol'ed on that one! jalapeno!
ok here's one... this is an old joke in my country...
In a rural coffee shop, three different guys met for the first time, they were... an american, a Japanese and a native from sarawak...
each of the three people hve a tatoo, so they decided to show off..... the american goes first, he pull up his sleeve n then show the other two guys his tatoo, it
was an american flag with an eagle on it, then the japanese guy said, " heh! who would praise 4r a tiny little tatoo like that!, i'll show u mine! here.... take a
look", juz then, the japanese guy took off his shirt n reveal a rather large and menacing tatoo of a dragon on his back, both the american n the native were
Impressed, but just then, the native said, " heh! my tatoo is much more genuine n original than both of yours! see", the native took off his shirt n reveal a
small sized tatoo of a coconut tree on his left shoulder, suprised, the japanese guy said, " Baka! what the hell is that? it dosent stand a chance against my dragon
tatoo! you're just joking!", the native replied, " ahhhh wait, u hven't seen nothing yet", the native immediately raised his left arm n revealed his armpit, both the
american and the japanese guy were shocked to see that the Coconut tree tatoo actually grows REAL ROOTS! (armpit hairs!)
silverDs0ul Super Moderator
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